Sooo... Where do I begin?.. Or maybe start?.. Oh, who cares?

Good night, everypony! Or would "fillies and gentlecolts" be better? Oh, who cares? I doubt this will be read at all...

I am so lonely...

But that is not important, my friends, my little ponies! And you ARE my friends, because, as you probably know, friendship is magic and... For Celestia's sake, you do not even exist, I made you up!

I am lonely AND absolutely insane pony...


But who cares?

Even though, I am not really sure it is all right... Hmmm... "All right" is not elegant enough. Oh, Celestia, I need to stop put that... mumbling, I guess... in my notes.

I will try one more time.

I am not really sure it is appropriate to start my journal with useless rubbish, but what is done is done. And let us just forget about existence of "delete" and "backspace" buttons.

And that is all I wanted to tell in my first entry. Or maybe not... I have slightly no idea how do people begin their pink glittering diaries.

Stating the obvious, your
The Most Evil Pony.